Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Facebook Fail III



I couldn't help but laugh when I noticed that this girl used the wrong "to" (should be too), skipped on the apostrophe in "im" ... and, here's the kicker, misspelled "retarted" and "dunk."

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Craigslist Fail II



Audemen? I've never seen a word so horribly misspelled.

Craigslist Fail I



Craigslist is kind of an easy target, but I couldn't help myself. I love angry messages that are grammatically incorrect. In this person's case, he/she didn't know the difference between plurals and possessives.

DUIN Fail III

The DUIN staff apparently doesn't know how to use semicolons properly.

From the article "Where the green is at" on page 30:

"A 'green product' is defined as something that is made, and shipped, environmentally friendly; meaning no airplanes or trucks spewing fumes to pollute the Earth."

Semicolons are used to connect TWO INDEPENDENT CLAUSES. "Meaning no airplanes or trucks spewing fumes to pollute the Earth" isn't independent because it relies on the first half of the sentence to get its meaning across.

IM Convo Fail

From an online friend who shall remain nameless:

"first we went out to dinner than we went to see watchmen"

The word "than" implies a comparison. "Then," on the other hand, refers to time.

DUIN Fail II

From the DUIN Survey

"Where did the name Olmsted come from anyways?"

"Anyways" kills me. It always has and it always will. There's nothing plural about an anyway. There is only one. ANYWAY.

Blackboard Fail



However, I think that THERE reference that "the dogs try to take over the mouth of the investigation hound by filling it with food so he'll stop asking questions" is very political.

AHHH! THERE reference? NO! THEIR reference!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Flyer Fail

DUIN Fail



Sad... letter from the editor and all.

Maya Angelou Fail



You Know Why The Caged Bird Signs? Really, I bet I know why the caged bird SINGS.

INF Fail

DWV Fail

Inman Fail

TV Guide Fail



"...when the Suarez family try..." should be "...when the Suarez family tries..."

TIME Fail





Whoa... busted, Time! 8-year-olds shouldn't be possessive.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Realtor Fail

Ok, I shamelessly stole this off the internet, but I really couldn't resist.



I guess while I'm here I could also point out the following...
First sentence:
1. "dont" needs an apostrophe.
2. It's posing a question and should therefore end with a question mark.

Second sentence:
1. "this" - should be capitalized
2. "and look at the price!" should be set off with an em dash and not a hyphen

Third sentence:
1. "Near new and down a quiet Cul De Sac" - The wording is awkward (change to "Fairly new," maybe?).
2. "Cul De Sac" is hyphenated and not capitalized.
3. "North" - not capitalized
4. Not a full sentence

Fourth sentence:
1. "dont" needs an apostrophe
2. Needs end punctuation after "again"

Tuesday, March 3, 2009